The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.

The act of filing a mason jar of semen

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.

a swagster with swag

Mitch the Bitch. He is a pretty cool dude.

Mrs mitch is definitely wifey material. A fragrant beauty who is not only sexy and sweet but also very sophisticated, sleek and to die for. Hence why Mr Mitch can't seem to get enough.

A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.