A group of annoying religeous fanatics who come to your door to attempt to convert you to their pathetic religeon. Usually having no respect for anybody else but their own scewed beliefs about how they can become gods, and in the case of the mormons, racism and polygamy.
-Immune to logic
-Wears a suit and tie usually
-Funded by massive religeous projects that rip money out of the poor dumb people who follow them
-Travel in groups of 2 usually
-Extremely stupid, and they often sacrifice a whole 2 years of their lives (thats 2% of your life if your optimistic).
Hello there, we have come to tell you about some great news! Fact of the matter is, you can be IMMORTAL! you can actually FLY and make black people pick cotton for you. just JOIN our religeon. DO IT NOW OR DIE! WERE A MISSIONARIES!
by mogel September 25, 2006
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a student that goes to a catholic school, such as mission
some nerd: hey did you do that fun algerbra last night?

normal guy: eew missionary get away nerd!
by higaflabgenite May 01, 2009
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The Christian term instead of using the word "pimp" to use to say that someone or something is cool
"dude you are sucha missionary!"
"oh man, these new shoes are soo missionary"
by Keatz January 24, 2005
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The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.
Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.
by silasmeister May 02, 2010
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A sexual position performed by homosexuals in which while facing each other (similar to the missionary position performed by a heterosexual couple) the top partner places his penis in the anus of the bottom partner while at the same time the top partner will also masturbate the bottom partner.
Last night Jake missionary jerked Connor.
by Professor Pad April 29, 2011
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It is a pretty obscene sex move. It's kind of up there with like, the Cleveland Steamer, the Jersey Turnpike, the Chicago Fire, the North Dakota Plains Walker, and of course the New England coral bleach.
Last night we tried the Vatican Missionary position.

"You're in the perfect position to help her. The missionary position"
by SaratheWinner September 13, 2017
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