Is a small ladys car that gay men have started too use too drive too work and gay events like anal fisting and docking parties.
Alot of these cars are used for paedophiles too commute too school yards.
If you see a mirage driver call police

When you leave your phone on charge but forget to turn your plug on (if you have one)

When you leave your phone on charge but forget to turn the plug on if your plug has a switch

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

A woman that appears to be a 10/10 from distance but upon closer inspection turns out to be a 4/10

When you see what looks like a 6 from a distance, but ends up being a 3.

When you feel you have a tampon inside you when you do not