The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.

one who works the night shift

One who dreams about food in the middle of the night, gets out of bed and into the fridge. A person who enjoys a snack or two at midnight, no guilt involved.

The boner that keeps you up in the middle of the night; the opposite of morning wood.

the hot, gorgeous woman you usually go to for sex late at night, who will fulfill your desires and give you everything you need. Midnight Queens often are uncontrollable animals in the bed and are some of the dirtiest, sexiest women you will ever sleep with.

In my opinion, THE BEST BAND IN EXSISTENCE. Consists of Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashely Horne.

they're so cool it hurts, and make pretty catchy songs and totally legendary lyrics.
Lyrics are comical and contain many a innuendos and swear words, so best not to be sung around touche parents.

Most famous song of their's is probably their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha due to it being their first song. Ke$ha even commented on her twitter saying "This is the shit. It's better than my version." In fact, you find yourself listening to this version so much you find it difficult to remember the orginal lyrics at all. They produce a mixture of parodies and original songs and skits.

Not mainstream and unsigned, which in a way is the best way to be so they can make the legend songs that they do. Have been on the Tom Deacon's radio shows a few times but the radio edits are never as good as they have to like beep out half the song. They have also done an election themed song named "House Party" for BBC Switch around the time of the 2010 election; aswell as making numberous reports for MTV.

VERY BRITISH, due to the humour used and of course, they're accents. In fact, if you look at the comments on their youtube videos you will come across a mention of their accent/ britishness in general pretty much every other comment.

Since I'm british myself, i'm a lucky bastard and get to see them on tour :) Fuck yes.

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)