When you wake up in the middle of the night and start having sex with the girl sleeping next to you.
Joey said "Hey man I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging boner so I gave my girl the ol' Midnight Creeper"
by geoffstacks June 17, 2009
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The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...
"Have you heard of midnight black?"
"Midnight black?"
"DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIDNIGHT!"
by Midnight Black Worshipper July 15, 2015
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Feeling high after 12 AM even when you didn't do drugs. This is probably caused by tired-ess because of lack of sleep.
I'm so midnight high, I'm reading my boyfriend facebook like pages over the phone.
by xREBELLIOUZxROSEx June 25, 2011
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Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms
The Sam C only views his midnight material at the previously mentioned time
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The time your dumbass refused to eat dinner and then your suddenly hungry in the middle of the night. Midnight snack time is magical because for some reason everything you do, makes a noise louder than the Big Bang.
I was just writing the definition for Midnight Snack at 2:34am when I became hungry. So I got out of my bed and then the second I touched the cold wooden floor, that shit just made a sound louder than the Big Bang. Then when I got to my door, my mom had the belt in her left hand and slipper in her right.
by it cant be November 24, 2020
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When you wrap your dick in a hot dog bun and tell your girlfriend you have a midnight snack for her. Must be performed around midnight.
Bitch was complaining she needed a snack. I gave her a midnight hotdog.
by BigGayAlec April 11, 2014
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The feeling of being ashamed that you are a Colonizer American.
"I'm so sad I'm American"
- "Midnight Bozo?"
"Yes"
by cornyshat November 17, 2020
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