Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.
Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."
by Evil October 19, 2003
mi-cro-wave
VERB.
An action in which a male-female couple or male-male couple intend to pleasure one another with sexual intercourse. In turn the female, or un-wanting male in the male-male relation denies access to cavity. In reaction, the male that has been denied, lowers the partner's undergarment and ejaculates then replaces the undergarment in proper place sealing the semen into the undergarment. Thus, the semen dries and seals the undergarment to the partner. Also, in text, placing an item (semen) into the undergarment (microwave) for it to set.
VERB.
An action in which a male-female couple or male-male couple intend to pleasure one another with sexual intercourse. In turn the female, or un-wanting male in the male-male relation denies access to cavity. In reaction, the male that has been denied, lowers the partner's undergarment and ejaculates then replaces the undergarment in proper place sealing the semen into the undergarment. Thus, the semen dries and seals the undergarment to the partner. Also, in text, placing an item (semen) into the undergarment (microwave) for it to set.
Dude, I microwave -d that ho last night when s/he didn't give me any! Damn Right I got that bitch! I microwave -d it!
by Kilo & Sarah December 10, 2007
by ThyKillaAmbusher January 8, 2020
Person who constantly chats with women but doesn't get any sex from them. Used to refer to them as warming up food (the women) for other people
Man 1: Oh yeah, I've seen him talk to a lot of women, he must be getting a lot of pussy
Man 2: Naaaah he's just a microwave.
Man 2: Naaaah he's just a microwave.
by HotChilliIceCubes April 11, 2015
by Allevant February 14, 2022
by Microwave moment July 12, 2022
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by mmmicrowave mmmman April 22, 2021