To be mickey moused is to be completely and utterly beyond the realms of drunkedness. 'Plastered' and 'wasted' have nothing on embodying this Walt Disney Character. Steam Boat Willie? Roger Rabbit? Not a chance. You are so far gone that a whole advertising industry could make money from you all over again. Walt Disney made you like this. You basically made the Disney Channel. You are literally 'taking the mickey' out of life. You're Mickey Moused.
Jem was totally mickey moused last night.

Were you drunk? Steve....I was off my mickey.

I can't believe how far gone he was...he was totally moused.

He was so moused that its taking the mickey.
by RJubJub January 17, 2012
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to pull someones ears and then slap them immediately upon letting go
jake: dude, you're ears look swollen as fuck, what happened?

todd: that asshole at the candy store mickey mouse'd me for my gummi bears
by scotty brownknees January 04, 2010
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when a guys "tit dirt" stains his shirt
(tourettes guy)
"is that a mickey mouse t-shirt?"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"well his ears there...his ears & theres his face"
"thats not mickey mouse thats just tit dirt"
by twinkydoodle1991@yahoo.com January 31, 2008
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the method of fixing a broken cigarette by inserting the broken piece back into the filter side of the cigarette.
this cig is broke, so you'll have to mickey mouse it.
by Pandasmooth March 06, 2011
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This is a sexual act applied in the doggy position. The man grabs the womans or man's ears whilst hiding the sausage.

The result is a high pitched mickey mouse voice and comedy large ears.
I got carried away last night and mickey moused the wife. She can hear me muttering under my breath now.
by rovinglunatic August 01, 2017
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Two words used together as an adjective to describe something that is considered lame or uncool.
Dude, this mickey mouse band is a drag, hinges.

Shut up with all your mickey mouse advice.
by Jelly Bean Miller May 11, 2010
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