by Brian Easley June 21, 2006
600 Lbs male typically seen as an "old head", "Boomer", Goes -7 on COD and blames it on audio bugs. Known most for "i'll be right back i'm going to go let my dogs out" and "i'm going to be gaming all night" (gets off 8pm at the latest)
"Man, that Jason kid is acting like a real ZACHARY MASSEY right now by getting off so early"
"Has anyone heard from Rob lately? I haven't seen him in weeks hes really being a ZACHARY MASSEY right now"
"Has anyone heard from Rob lately? I haven't seen him in weeks hes really being a ZACHARY MASSEY right now"
by Nonamesportsbar December 08, 2019
A tradition started in 2004, where students from Massey University New Zealand, over run a small northland town and drink it dry before returning.
by Bob September 24, 2004
by The Unknown Variable April 08, 2009
by haynuh October 15, 2007
A band teacher who is really laid back and chill. Every day his attitude will be slightly different (sometimes very different)! Gets annoyed at off-topic questions but quickly gets over these small things.
“Hey, is that Jeremiah Massey in front of the band room?”
“Yeah, why?”
“He’s the best teacher and he’s really chill. You should join band.”
“Yeah, why?”
“He’s the best teacher and he’s really chill. You should join band.”
by FloofyPotato April 12, 2018
massey ontario is a SMALL boring town. Most people who live in massey are dumb and there idea of a fun weekend is getting drunk and having sex with animals.
Calvin lives in massey ontario hes boring and has probably had intercourse with most common house pets, even when hes sober.
by jesus234 October 24, 2006

