If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

The World Series Kings. Never lost a world series even though they have been to only two. Hard to hate but hard to love.

A prize marlin is the pinnacle of a sex act involving the lifting of woman with one arm while administrating a shocker and the placing of a finger inside her mouth as if she were a trophy fish.

A Major League baseball team based in Miami, known for consistently having a talented minor league system, which helped them win two world championships in their first eleven seasons. The New York Yankees, by comparison, are known for consistently relying on aging/injury-prone/otherwise in-decline players at high prices, and took twenty years to win their first title.

A team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.

The greatest sexual experience of a persons life