When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously
After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.
by Mason127 March 05, 2010
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This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."
by The Mad Tea-Bagger October 23, 2008
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A Marlin boy is a fun, loving, deeply caring, person who will set whatever it is aside to help his friends. He is an amazing boyfriend who knows who to treat his girlfriend with respect and is always honest to her. they walk by her side and always help her up when shes down Many people envy a Joshua Shane Marlin and wish they where ones main squeeze or that they could be as loved and respect as one. they're also very hard working and great cattlemen. they own little Angus bulls named Big Timer and drive really fast dodge pick-ups. If you roll with a Joshua Shane Marlin, then you're rollin with the best!
Joshua Shane Marlin is a muther fuckin bad ass nigga.
by country_bumpkin21 ;) February 03, 2010
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Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!
Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?
by beemoody February 20, 2016
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When a white male is romantically involved with a black female.
Hey bro, can you believe Sam is s mud-marlin!?
What!? No way, I thought he was into snow bunnies!?y
by Don Heffa May 04, 2013
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Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.
1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."
by goldfishshoals March 28, 2015
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When one person is engaging in the act of fisting another persons asshole, then proceeds to extend their index finger outwards to allow deeper penetration into the receivers asshole.
There is nothing better than giving the girlfriend the old Dark Marlin unexpectedly, especially when i'm wearing my class ring
by dookla December 03, 2015
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