Similar to a dirty Sanchez. Insert your fingers into your menstruating partner then give her a mustache or goatee.

Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.

This is a girl that is quite quiet but amazingly talented, she is probably flexible and graceful. She is smart and isn’t one of those people that sits on a computer all day, she is very sweet. She can be a bit shy at times but once you get to know her she is extremely empathetic and kind.

Kimi and maria argue on whatsapp although in real life they barely know each other, when kimi leaves connie tries yo back kimi a little bit like a yesman/woman

A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums

Eva Maria is the most hardworking and loyal friend anyone could ask for! Her fashion sense is great and so is her Netflix taste, Eva Maria always stands up for her friends and loves going to MCDonald’s with you if you have an Eva Maria in your life you better treasure her cause if you don’t you will lose the best friend and or girlfriend ever! If you have a girlfriend named Eva Maria don’t forget to pack that extra hoodie if you don’t then she’ll just steal the one you are wearing and it might be cute and all but she probably won’t give it back. Treasure and love your friends especially if their name is Eva Maria.

A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.

Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.