Urban Dictionary: the maff

the maff

The maff is a term coming from Britain about children who think they are gangsters.

Dave: Oy fam is the maff out tonight
Toby:yeah fella today we are going to egg some houses.

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Urban Arithmetic

I ain't doing too good in maff class.

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Maffs

The teenagers word for Maths. A subject which is taken. Consists of 7 participles.
Pronounced maths.

Im off to maffs ou. I hate maffs ou. Maffs is gay ou.

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maff

A verb that can mean absolutely anything
Can be easily mistaken for sexual innuendo.
Can be widely used as a sustitute for fuck.
Derived from MAF.

See also: MAF, maffing, maffed, maffs

1. "You just totally maffed up my hair, Sally!"
2. "I want to maff that CD"
3. "I could just maffing maff you up that maffing wall right now"
4. "I maffed paint all over your face"

etc.

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quick maffs

A form of mathematics used by Roadmap Shaq to express how quick he can preform "maffs"

Roadman Shaq: 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs

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quik maffs

two plus two is four minus one dats three quik maffs

buddy mans knos quik maffs

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quik maffs

a term used by Roadman Shaq or Big Shaq used to do quik maffs

2+2 is 4 minus 1 das 3 quik maffs

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