A dirty slag who's legs are open 24/7, claims to be hipster but has really shitty fashion sense overall the Lydia has no purpose to society and should be bullied on a daily basis

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

a sexual position that came out of a fever dream I had in which the man must hop onto a pirate boat with frogs and shove the following into their asshole: a fedora, paper boat, and a shell-less hermit crab and perform a song