Louie is a massive peen sucker who has a chode. Usually very short. Can sometimes be found crying into his cornflakes after losing in Minecraft.
Wanna hang out with Louie?
Nah he’s lame
by Samuel Garrisonn October 15, 2019
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A Louie is predominantly a south London Slang word for a sixteenth (half an eighth or Henry) of weed named after Louis XVI.
MAN: Shit I can't afford an Henry, just gonna have to buy a Louie.
by ghostface77 March 14, 2011
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1) American spelling of Louis
2) left (as a direction)
1) hey, Louis, tell me how to get to your house from mine
2) ok, Mario, head straight down Forest, hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left. bring beers, you cheap cunt!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 06, 2013
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Louie: Shortened from "Louisville Slugger", which is his formal name.
1. Your glass bowl;often referred to as an "oil burner".
2. Cousin of Phillip, who is Louie's #1 partner in crime-their bond is CRUCIAL to Louie's livelihood.
3.Pipe
4.the pseudonym one may use ANYWHERE to refer to their glass bowl;if properly used in context, this "name" may be used in front of any authority figure without being decoded!
"LOUIE"-proper noun,nickname for a tool used worldwide

1.(in a discreet phone conversation): "Hey, is Louie with you? What about Phillip?"
2.as in,"Phillip my Louie! Thanks!"tee-heee!
3."Where's my Louie? Have you seen it?"
by orawan480 July 10, 2011
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A kid that walks with a zombie limb, as well as responds to zombie. Also is attracted to women with big belly’s and hairy vaginas
Wow that kid bashing his head to his music is acting like a Louie
by Spiral Penis Juice December 06, 2017
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A FAT FUCK UP WHO WILL KILL YOU IF HE PUTS HIS WEIGHT ON YOU. he acts tough but he is weak as hell. he has type 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 diabetes and he is gay.
a wild Louie tripped and died. there was a crater in the ground.
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