When you have such severe cancer it slowly mutates into a lobster
The name lobster comes from the constellation of cancer that is represented by a crab
The name lobster comes from the constellation of cancer that is represented by a crab
Doctor: Sam, I'm afraid the cancer has mutated into a lobster
Sam: Oh no, how long do I have to live
Doctor: Five minutes
Sam: Oh no, how long do I have to live
Doctor: Five minutes
by Jamal Spaghetti January 13, 2019
by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 13, 2015
by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 12, 2015
A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.
"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
by anonymouspersons inc. July 10, 2012
by E dirt September 06, 2018
Nickname for people with the initials LOB. These people are the sexiest, funniest and all around perfect people. They are the life of the party and never fail to entertain people.
by LiaOb June 03, 2020
n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.
By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?
Are you coming on to me?
Are you coming on to me?
by Lobsterbeybuoy January 07, 2013