Money just Like cabbage.
Or Weed as in Drugs.
I got to got to pick up some lettuce.
by Jizzo Fortanel January 22, 2004
Get a Lettuce mug for your fish Bob.
A green substance, earthlings mainly eat this on sandwiches, burgers and raps. Not to be confused with kale.
"Man, burger king has some slimy af lettuce on their burgers."
by Klosztuka November 29, 2015
Get a Lettuce mug for your girlfriend Riley.
1) No substance, full of water.

2) an altogether useless individual, or group of people.

3) Plural forms include salad, head of, or clump. Brings to mind a wet squoshy piece of crap.
That public employee is a real piece of lettuce.
by Myller August 26, 2010
Get a lettuce mug for your dog Callisto.
"Bro, I pounded a bunch of natties last night and fucked mad slampieces."

"Lettuce, bro.
by maximus chillus September 26, 2010
Get a Lettuce mug for your Facebook friend Helena.
From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.
-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.
by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005
Get the lettuce neck gaiter and mug.