A lazy leopard is when you tear of the wings of a ladybug. Then attach them to an ant and place the ant in the mouth of a hungry Hungarian. If the hungarian spits out your creation you first insult him then ingest the ant with chopsticks. For the next three days observe changes in your stool. When the stool changes color twice collect it in a plastic baggie and deliver it to your town's mayor and shout lazy leopard.
"Did you see kevin last night?" "He totally pulled off the Lazy Leopard with Serena." "Lucky bastard"
by gloriatheasianliu November 11, 2011
Hot, sexy and smart women over 50 that think out of box. They live longer then cougar, their coat cost more money, they jump higher then a cougar. Plus they don't take after any other cat. The are considered the worlds most beautiful animal in the world. So all of us hot over the age of women of 50 are called Snow Leopards as we out shine cougars.
by greyhairlady March 25, 2013
a woman that is older than an elderly cougar but still has the looks and can still flaunt herself off
"That lady was so old? but you still hit that? She was a deaf lepard!"
"She wasnt so much a deaf leopard when i got her close off"
"She wasnt so much a deaf leopard when i got her close off"
by 4 Points October 30, 2009
When a guy is drinking a slushy and getting a blowjob and he cums on the girls face and dumps his slushy on her face.
by dsun1337brah September 9, 2009
a word referring sex panther. although, sex leopard's are much more sexually stimulated by mega hot women, and they enjoy receiving and/or giving head. justine's are always considered sex leopards because of their constant sexual behavior around michael's or taylor's. they also enjoy eating chuy's daily. BEWARE! sex leopards do not bite, but they definitely chuy.
shiiiit, look at justine giving head to that michael! she's such a sex leopard! i would so tap that bitch.
by mik3037 April 5, 2008
Simona: Rachel, I booked two dates on the same day!
Rachel: Simona, you know you're leopard dating... right?
Rachel: Simona, you know you're leopard dating... right?
by jaglever June 15, 2010
Refers to an attractive single girl/woman who is rarely seen out in the wild (i.e. out at bars, clubs or other single-friendly social gatherings). This elusive breed is known for early morning yoga classes, "girls dinners" ending at 9pm and repetitive watching of The Notebook on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings.
by Freetreedog November 3, 2014