"If I see her face one more time I am going to kms"
by ghjkdgdkfj December 09, 2007
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Bianca: I wanna fucking kms
Bella: WHy?
Bianca: because i read quackitysmut

Lisa: I read it every night
AMi:wtf
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by binac March 28, 2019
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Engineering acronym for "kilometers per second".

Used by lower beings who find pleasure in committing mathematical blasphemy.

Please note that physicists use the unambiguous and mathematically consistent abbreviation "km/s".
Joel: I have to pay for hall, I am gonna kms

Chaitu: What does it mean?
Sam: Kilometers per second . He wants to run at the speed of 1 kilometer per seond.
Chaitu: Blasphemous engineer detected
by QueerKutta May 14, 2020
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Use in a joking manner as kill my self you mainly see it over text when someone has messed up or said something wrong
Person: I'll just go KMS

Me: I'll join

Person:see you in hell
by Phancan April 21, 2017
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Stands for kill myself. Used online mostly.
"My mom wouldn't let me get starbucks, KMS."
by EnderGirlx November 01, 2014
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Slang for "kill myself," usually used in a funny or sarcastic way.
OMG did you see that post?! I'm literally going to kms!
by Sexy poopie stinky fart April 01, 2016
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KM is a post-nominal used by Knights of Malta. Individuals with this title have been knighted, thereby holding membership in the Sovereign Military Order of Malta, the world's oldest surviving chivalric order.
Wow! The new physician's office is owned by Robert O’Connell, MD, KM. He's a Doctor of Medicine and Knight of Malta!
by ModernAristocrat November 18, 2017
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