Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was a soft as a jelly donut.
by JoeyPencils October 18, 2012
The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.
by LarryGreen May 29, 2016
The art of cuming in one's vagina while the female is on her period. The female then queefs on to a freshly baked glazed donut creating a delicious treat to snack on.
"Hey Larry, how did that Pittsburgh Jelly Donut taste?"
"Like blood & cum"
"mmmm mmmm, sounds like a treat"
"Like blood & cum"
"mmmm mmmm, sounds like a treat"
by LarryGreen April 26, 2016
A premium sex move performed by a hooker, most commonly favored by the wealthy. If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.
Guy: What's a Backwards Jelly Donut?
Hooker:Sweetie, if you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.
Hooker:Sweetie, if you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.
by gaggles August 16, 2010
When a guy ejaculates into his hand and holds it in his loosely-closed fist. At an appropriate time, he squeezes his fist in the face of his partner and the ejaculation squirts out of the side of his fist like the jelly out of a donut.
by Texas Jelly Man January 28, 2010
by dmcvean23 January 02, 2021
So when a girls giving you that great head but she like doesn't swallow and she bends you over and spits it in your ass. That's the jelly donut aye
by Redcellq March 07, 2016