by Raftel May 16, 2017
When you are performing anal sex on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to ejaculate, you spread her ass cheeks apart and ejaculate around the opening, when you're done you squish her buttocks together, thus causing the ejaculate to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.
by SwayDizzle420 September 02, 2010
You guys are close. Here is a jelly donut:
While receiving oral sex, when a guy is about to come, he shoots the jizz in his partner's eye, and then punches her eye so that it swells up and shuts with the blood and nut trapped inside. The swollen eye with the mixture inside is similar to a jelly donut.
Note: it is the actual swelling/closing of the eye that makes this feat a "jelly donut."
While receiving oral sex, when a guy is about to come, he shoots the jizz in his partner's eye, and then punches her eye so that it swells up and shuts with the blood and nut trapped inside. The swollen eye with the mixture inside is similar to a jelly donut.
Note: it is the actual swelling/closing of the eye that makes this feat a "jelly donut."
"Dude, last night I gave Carla a jelly donut. She was none too pleased."
Guy: "Wow, waht happened to your eye? Are you okay?
Girl: Yeah, I'm fine. Clarence gave me a jelly donut last night.
Guy: Sweet.
Guy: "Wow, waht happened to your eye? Are you okay?
Girl: Yeah, I'm fine. Clarence gave me a jelly donut last night.
Guy: Sweet.
by CocomoLSU June 19, 2007
(Noun): when a guy takes a jelly donut and fucks a girl then cums in the donut and gives it to the girl to eat....
reccomended for fat girls
reccomended for fat girls
by cofcchubbychaser November 03, 2009
An anonymous person who is anonymously named james who is addicted to jelly donuts and there flavorful loving jelly. Whenever this anonymous person says "I have to go talk to my friends" it is slang for "I must go eat some jelly donuts"
by Anthony "Ten Toes" G January 18, 2009
When you're having sex and just as you're about to cum you punch her in the face and nose repeatedly until there is plenty of blood, THEN you cum on her face. This resembles a jelly donut.
"Me and Martha were having sex and I punched her in the face heaps until she was bleeding and crying for me to stop, then I pulled out and came all over her bloody face, it was great, like most jelly donuts are"
by Sepul^ October 23, 2006
The act of getting head, where just before blowing your load, the you punch her in the nose and give her a cum facial.
by Ons Sick MF August 31, 2006