by zeroto1hundred August 12, 2014
completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting
by fartknocker April 26, 2004
"Words of wisdom from Nas - Try to rise up above; Keep an eye out for Jake, shorty - one love."
- Nas, 'One Love'
"Call it a New York state of mind - gotta take mine. In the daytime the Jakes'll hit ya forty-one times."
- Wu-Tang Clan, 'Let My Niggas Live'
- Nas, 'One Love'
"Call it a New York state of mind - gotta take mine. In the daytime the Jakes'll hit ya forty-one times."
- Wu-Tang Clan, 'Let My Niggas Live'
by thedvs01 January 22, 2005
He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he is your BEST guy friend, and everyone has a crush on him. He is super attractive and will tell you all his secrets if he trusts you enough even if your a girl. If you ever meet a Jake treat him well
by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 15, 2016
The most badass mother fucking badass ever to live men tend to spontaneously explode when they gaze apon him. Many say the big bang was god but no it was Jake and his clap. He is not a man buy a god so bow bitch.
You need some Jake in your life.
by Valos Phoeinx January 12, 2018