Iron Man is a kick-ass song by the mighty BLACK SABBATH.

IRON MAN is also the alias used by a mysterious, guitar-playing, hardcore Irish rocker.

Other bogus names include:

Gwillaker
G. Willaker
Malicious Matt
Supertzar

BTW... These nicknames are taken, so go make up your own shithead.
1. IRON MAN really plays the shit out of that Gibson Iommi SG!

2. I wish I could be as hardcore as IRON MAN. He truly lives hardcore!

3. IRON MAN makes the coolest posts, and I love his haikus!
by Jezz Torrent November 17, 2004
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the guy who eats your children when you don't watch them
Jon: Hey, where's your kid?
Chris: He got eaten by Iron Man.
Jon: Again?!?!? That's the sixth time, Chris!
by Chikin3243 November 28, 2009
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I am Iron Man!
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?

Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
For the future of mankind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!

I am I7ron Man!
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?

Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
For the future of mankind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
by jaiskin May 01, 2008
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His real name is Tony Stark. Now you know his secret. Bwahahahahaaaaaa*cough**cough*hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Damn that Iron Man foiled my attempt to rule the world! He raided my hidden fortress and blasted my Super Destructo Laser Thingy before I could test it on Canada.
by Dr. Doom May 30, 2004
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a smart avenger who dies in the movie endgame and uses the gauntlet to kill thanos.
"and I'm Iron Man."
by huntgotgame May 06, 2019
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Yes, in the fashion of using superhero names for methods of further degrading women, there is a way to "iron man dat hoe." Here are the steps to do so.
1) find a good size jar to keep your cum in.
2) fill it. this may take days.
3) put it in the fridge.
4) pour it on a women's chest. when it dries and hardens, you've officially "iron manned dat hoe".
(In a non-existant Soulja boy remix):

"Crank dat soulja boy den iron man dat hoe."
by Thu Kang-A-Lang May 11, 2008
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People ignor him so he comes and kills everyone, great song.
"Heavy boots of lead, fills his victims full of dread"
by Sinar July 14, 2004
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