One who is good at the internet. For example, you can find quality links, something funny, good songs.

To be a great interneteer you have to be able to provide something (site, vid, etc.) without much conscious thought.

It's not uncommon for an interneteer to earn many Internets on a daily basis.
You: I'm bummed out. Got something funny?

Me: Check this out link here.

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I'm the interneteer there.
by Dr. John Eckyll July 15, 2009
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A term used by George W. Bush when he actually had meant to say "Internet":

While it's true that there exists an Internet2, there is no plausible reason to believe that Bush was referring to it, because I have no reason to believe that he is sufficiently technologically literate to be aware of its accidents and (more importantly), Internet2 is used solely as a network with which academic institutions transfer files at extremely high speeds and would therefore not have information about Bush's alleged millitary service foul play.
On the, on the internets
by CommieCowboy August 09, 2005
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A place where kids go and never grow up.
Little johny has been on the Internet for 7 years now, he's 17 and acts like a 10 year old.
by noobkiller55 September 04, 2012
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Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?
Some idiot researched the internet using the internet.
by superninjapenguin February 27, 2007
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'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'
by ccaptainpoopypants April 05, 2008
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The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
by Witness10mm October 05, 2005
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Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.
by Roastmasters May 17, 2009
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