A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

the one place where everyone is a hardass.

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.

To make use of the Internet, For finding information or other.

welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.