When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.
Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.
Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.
Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.
Laird: I have not regrets in life.
Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.
Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.
Laird: I have not regrets in life.
by Nipplecardboard January 05, 2009
Indy: "Get back to Cairo, get us some transport to England. Boat, plane, anything... Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me; I'm going after that truck."
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."
"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."
"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "
by Charliegoldy June 09, 2021
A: Man, did you see Chris? He paid that whore to Indiana Jones Boulder him last night!
B: I did! She broke his nose!
B: I did! She broke his nose!
by Hlavad June 25, 2014
Purposely getting lost while hiking in hopes of finding hidden treasures. Often confused with "finding bigfoot", in which case you are attempting to find bigfoot, ultimately getting lost in the process.
by CurlyWildcat July 09, 2011
by mcjangles July 02, 2011
When someone who regularly shaves their pubic region is on an adventure where what they are doing is more important than pubic greatness
Jeff: Are you excited for your trip to Kenya?
Jack: Yeah it's great that I can help those in need but I won't be able to shave my balls and Jenny hates it when I'm Indiana Jones!!!
Jack: Yeah it's great that I can help those in need but I won't be able to shave my balls and Jenny hates it when I'm Indiana Jones!!!
by TheFunnyBone June 17, 2011

