When you feel the need to jerk off in the school bathroom you ask your teacher to leave class strip in the hallway and hang your cloths over the stall and jerk off until the teacher realizes you have been gone for 45 minutes so then you get caught cracking a nut in the school bathrooms

a slang word for "big pimp" or "great and powerful"

It is a small colony outside of Turkey, where people are particularly adorable.

A person who looked to define himself and found a suitable place. HAMM is world traveled but in Utah, semi-curious and yet disinterested, employed not overjoyed, ADHD'd since before children were unnecesarily medicated to correct behavior and curb enthusiasms, down home space cadet, well read, dropped out, and on a plane to switzerland, in his mind. HAMM comes with a cast of usual suspects, including bladegrenade, rio-rye, gogo, nicb, nicp, and, most efficiently, miss gyeong-ja. He lives in a house, never comes home, has a bed and sleeps on the porch.

Acronym for "Hot American MeeMaw". A woman who is old, but totally hot, either because she gives great advice, or because despite being old she is still sexy.

Hot Ass MotherFucking Mess

A nasty looking skank who used to be a dude. "She" has been so pumped full of Botox and silicon, "she" looks like a Christmas fucking ham with lots of makeup. There's always some poor ole dik who thinks "she" is sexy while his friends question his sanity.