A DJ who plays strip clubs
A Porn Groove Pimp is a disc Jockey who plays his music live at an event where strippers put on a live show hence creating a porn groove
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a phrase used by aging men desperate to remain relevant in today's day and age.

Synonyms include: Cool. Great. Okay! Alright. Sounds good! Awesome sauce.
Son: Thanks for dropping me off, Dad. I'll hit you up later.

Dad: Total groove cat.
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when a girl goes down on a guy and then spits the jizz back into his face, much like a spitting llama
the head was pretty good until she pulled the emperor's new groove on me. do you have any kleenex?
by irisclaire December 10, 2007
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A phrase that describes the phenomenon of an older woman gettin’ down to some danceable hit that clearly has her bringing out all her old dance floor moves.
Yeah baby, get ‘ur grandma groove on and burn this muthafuckin’ house down!
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Dance video referenced in the 2004 movie Napolean Dynamite. Napolean learns his dance moves from this video.
Video:Welcome to D-Qwon's dance grooves, are you ready to get your groove on?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.

Video: D-Qwon: All right then.
by blindmellowjelly December 18, 2010
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Awesome band from Vermont. Originated in 2003-ish.

Wrote the song "Float my Boat"
Last night, the Green gold groove totally rocked!
by matt February 07, 2005
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