when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

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someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re “too hot”

I mean, putting this in Urban Dictionary is like saying this is a fact right? I don't really want to do this. Opinions are not facts people.

nickname from George W. Bush for Colin Powell

1. Notorious B.I.G
2. Nas
3. Rakim
4. Tupac
5. Big L
6. KRS One
7. Raekwon
8. Big Pun
9. Mos Def
10. Kool G Rap