when a woman is on the bed and the guy is on the ground, giving oral

The only person in the family that knows how to cook.

The woman who own's the house. The best cook in the world, cuddly and sweet, gives the best edvice. Always there for you, and are helpful! And they always spoil you rotten! :)

Most likely your favorite relative, next to the cool uncle.

Verb: To do something that a grandmother would typically do.

a plea, only to be used in the most dire of situations.

The friend who always wants to stay in. Complains of back pain and getting tired before midnight when they are only in their mid-twenties. Their instagram feed most likely features their cat with the occasional "going out" picture once a year.