to stick the index and middle fingers inside the mouth of another, ideally large-mouthed person (verb)
John: Hey, you know Greg?
Rusty: That guy with the huge mouth, right?
John: Yeah, that guy. Dude got gouted real good last week!
by OPPuknoMe May 02, 2007
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getting gout of the jaw joint from excessive cunt eating
Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.
by royloyd January 20, 2014
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Like Deja Vu but with taste. When you burp and it tastes of what you ate earlier, so you get a reminder of something you already tasted. (Pronounced day-zhar goo).
Person 1: (*burps*)"Mmm, chicken"
Person 2: "Ah, deja gout!"
by Lexiconk May 02, 2011
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originating from mattapan, this word was formed in the desperate attempt to correctly pronounce make out while smoking a virginia slim.
"may gout with me, please?"
by candi widda i November 30, 2007
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Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.
Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!

Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
by Ley2Lo February 09, 2010
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When your house is littered with empty alcohol bottles and cans.
"You need to take a good hard look in the mirror, you've got House Gout for fucks sake. You should really think about finishing your Degree"
by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020
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1. Although there are no recorded cases of Face-Gout, it is as the name implies, gout of the face.

2. Also, when somebody has some strange or ugly feature on their face it may also be referred to as Face-Gout.
OMG did you see that nasty thing on his upper lip?
-Dude be nice, he's probly got Face-Gout or some shit.
by j0Hn k November 27, 2009
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