The gooner is a garden gnome who rides a tricycle that has written on the side of his tricycle "Goon Tyke". He also has a hook on the end of his tricycle so he can tow vehicles off and almost forgot to mention he has a horn in the shape of a flower on the front of his tricycle.He rides up in your neighborhood with his buddy, a metal lawn chair, with him and steals your next door neighbor's vehicle while screaming "goon tyke" at the top of his lungs. The gooner loves a boy named Cody Montgomery and when he sees him again he is going to rape him anally.

One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.

a supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC

A Fan of the peoples champions. The winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together. They don't need the money or the Russian mafia to bring success, they just ooze it.

Totally stuffed. Up the creek. Ruined. Probably North London origin. Probably from Tottenham when defeated by Arsenal.

Diehard supporters of the best team in the Premiership and the pride of North London. Feared by other like Yids, Mancs and Scousers.