An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.
Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.
by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017
state that ones eyes are in when smoking the drug "maryjane" when listening to certain types of trance music where ones eyes will "pulsate / vibrate" to the beat of the music like a visualization from windows media player.
yo man, this maryjanes WHACK and i got vibration goggles on im tripped duuude with a big smiley face Yo!
by Arhuu TimmErgh August 29, 2010
Derived from 'Arabian goggles'. When a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst shitting in his eyes. Original use was related to a man of Ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase.
Taylor Swift and Jane from Breaking Bad are fit enough to let them give me Ukrainian Goggles, but only just.
by Tanned November 25, 2016
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by gotthismoneyonme September 01, 2019