A person who dedicates there life to the cultivation of penis.
Emma and Crystal are such a cock gatherers
by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020
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F.G for short

where someone tries to cover up going on a date when saying they have only been on a "friendly gathering"
Trisha : so how was your date the other day with simon?
Jessie : NOOOO it wasnt a date it was just a friendly gathering
Trisha : yhh sure whatever ;)
by trillster July 10, 2009
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When youtubers from around the world gather in a certain location to meet new youtubers. Usually happens on a date like 06/07/08, or 07/08/09.
Are you going to the Youtube Gathering on 789?

Yeah!
by alexxtomato April 24, 2009
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A TCG created by Richard Garfield, but now owned by Wizards of the Coast. Although commonly associated with nerds, this game has been known to be played by anyone. The game is meant to symbolize powerful wizards doing battle by summoning monsters and the like.

Each player starts with 20 life, a hand of 7 cards, and must have a deck of at least 60 cards. A player can die by loosing all his/her life, or by being forced to draw a card when she has no cards left in her deck, or by the bullshit card Door to Nothingness. You win the game by killing off all opponents, or by cards that say you win when you meet a certain prerequisite. Many cards are banned or restricted (only one is allowed per deck), usually the older cards, or many of the cards from the mirrodin set, because of the hundreds of instant-win combos. The game is not entirely based on card supremecy; a particulaly skilled player could easily win with a premade deck.
I get thrown out of Friday Night Magic: The Gathering tournements because of my Mirrodin-block Krark-Clan Ironworks deck (now featuring 17 instant-win combos).
by Lhurgyof February 03, 2008
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The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.
The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.
by KHD July 22, 2004
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Updates: For those of you who don't know, the Throne of Eldraine set is coming out October 4th. The plane is based around Magic's twist on Arthurian & Grimm's Fairy Tales. There are new mechanics added to the game. I'll cover them below.
New Magic: the Gathering Mechanics
Mechanics
Addamant: If 3 of some kind of mana was spent on summoning this creature, (wrote spell in cards idk why) put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Adventure: Does something and is in exile until next turn for a specific amount of mana and stays in exile unless you pay the summon cost.
Food Tokens: Sack it along with spend 2 mana to gain 3 life or, if you have Tempting Witch, sack the food along with paying 3 mana to deal 3 damage to opponent. (Only works in a black, black/r or g or w or blue, b/r/g, etc, etc.)
by EAsuccracc September 29, 2019
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Leaving an object to increase in wealth.

also used as an insultive term for someone's laziness or uselessness. As if completing a task that the object relates to is so absurd to the person it border lines on ridiculous incomprehension (a.k.a extreme redonkulessness)
Katie:Why has'nt Bruce mowed the lawn?
Emma:Because it's gathering value.
Katie:Oh Ok.
Emma:He is such a dead shit!
by Captain Good Words November 24, 2009
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