Gardner is a town in Kansas that has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do. We all got excited when Wal-Mart came to town. Pretty desperate little town.
Person 1- Where do you live?
Person 2- Gardner.
Person 1- Gardner, Kansas?
Person 2- Yup
Person 1- Oh, i'm sorry...
Person 2- Well we have a walmart...
by andytheman66 March 09, 2011
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Loved by many, respected by most. Not quite the leading man but important enough to not get killed in a horror movie. Comic relief in tense situations, and the word of reason in the midst of chaos. The one you want on your side when you are in trouble. An infectious laugh or an upbeat tune can often be heard coming from his direction. A shoulder to cry on. The big brother. The teddy bear. The warrior. The friend everyone wishes they had. John Gardner is one of a kind.
I wish I had someone like John Gardner in my life. He would make things so much better.
by Jamaica John February 03, 2010
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having a crab tossed in your bed for breaking the Code of Men.
"Crabs Gardner got one tossed in his sack last night for cock-blocking one of his oldest homeboyz. What was up with that?!?"

Also sometimes known as "Crabby" Gardner.
by Taplin August 24, 2009
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A former live percussionist for the metal band Nevermore who was ultimately kicked out for his unorthodox use of materials and a declining mental state.
"Was that guy using a rotten fish for a snare drum?"
"Yeah he has gone totally Adam Gardner!"
by Gregory Hasien February 01, 2008
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