The history of the name Gardner dates back to the ancient Anglo-Saxon culture of Britain. It is derived from a member of the family who worked as a gardener. This means Gardners are extremely physically tough and normally have an affinity with nature, leading to a deep and contemplative aura, however the history of tough physical labour gives way to a boisterous and extremely animated physical presence. As far as intelligence goes Gardners often have not a lot to offer, as they are naturally an agricultural species. They do however have a grim concentration and strict time management skills, the ability to get the job done.

To be minding one's own business and then find one's self hit in the head (usually with a soft projectile).

The best character from Atypical and the queer icon we all need. Probably punching her brother or making out with Izzie, she's a real rollercoaster. All lesbians who've seen the show thinks she's hot.

slang for homosexual man

A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Presumably the best there is. Ever.

Has a very nice mustache

Formerly a member of the Green Lantern Corps, Guy Gardner is an anti-hero who butts heads with his fellow heroes almost as often as he pounds the bad guys. Still, despite his beligerent in-your-face attitude Guy has a sincere desire to protect the innocent and make those who threaten them wish they were never born. Guy never gives up and can always be counted on to cover your back. Currently goes by the alias "Warrior".

Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.

Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.

And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.