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Its a game that you cannot win, but are stuck in forever.

The aim of the game, is not to think about the game, if you think about it, you have to say I LOST outloud, and everyone around you thats playing it, loses and you have to start all over again. you cannot win, and you can't get out of it.

Let the game begin!
by ImoAsta September 17, 2006
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Rule 1: You are playing the game.
Rule 2: Whenever you think about the game, you lose.
Rule 3: Loss MUST be announced.
Guy1: Hey, have you heard about the game?
Guy2: damn it, you made me lose, loser.
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A game sarted by some stoner who wanted to confuse the world. The idea is to not think about the game, when you do you loose and have to tell everyone. There is never a winner. If you can think of anyway to win the game pease let me know
Stoner 1 - "shit dude, i just thought about the game"
Stoner 2 - "... ... ... oh shit dude"
by Willidapimp November 21, 2005
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Whenever you think about the game, you lose the game. And whenever you think/lose the game, you must tell everyone so that they lose as well. Once started, you can never stop playing until you die.

Some people believe that you can only lose every half- hour, but you can lose again once you stop thinking about it.

You are now playing the game. You just lost the game!
P1: I just lost the game!
Group: Dammit, lost the game! Why do you always think about it?!
by Germa88 May 23, 2009
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Basic (and currently definitive) rules:

1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremeley simple fact.)

2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game.

3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game.

4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it.

(b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you yourself DO NOT need to declare this, as from the point where the first person loses The Game everyone in the vicinity has immunity for ten minutes. In these ten minutes you cannot lose The Game.
The idea of the ten minute rule is that this allows everybody to once again forget about The Game.

5. This immunity expires exactly after ten minutes. If, after these ten minutes, you think about The Game then you have once again lost The Game and must declare.

6. (a) There is no limit to the number of times you can lose The Game. (Once you begin, you are playing forever muhahahaha!!)

(b) Some people think that they can simply 'not play' The Game. They are in denial and deserve a reality check. You cannot escape The Game once you are involved (unless you win-see Rule 7).

7. (a) There is only one way to win The Game, and that is to truly and honestly forget about it completely.
In two years of Game-ness, i have only known one person to do so, to the shock and awe of the rest of our little clique.

(b) This also means that if you do manage to win The Game, you will never know that you have won.
This is because if you know you have won, then you have just thought about it (and consequently lost).

8. If you lose The Game, and someone (foolishly) asks "whats The Game?", please either explain it to them, or direct them toward this 'manual', as an unspoken purpose to The Game is to get as many people playing as possible

THE PROBLEM: Now, if Rule 34 states "Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. "

Since "The Game" is a subject, and there is no conceivable pornography of it, then by default, the converse of Rule 34 would be "It doesn't exist if there's no porn of it."

Therefore, The Game doesn't exist! Muahahahahahhaha
David: Dude, I just lost the game
Carl: Haha! I invoke Rule 34! I can nevar lose!1!11!1
1!! IT'S ONLY A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!

David then procedes to kill himself, as he just created a paradox.
by Shot in the Dark June 11, 2009
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