Masturbation.. Simply masturbation

You just lost it

The game is very simple, yet so complicated. Here are the rules-

1. You must NEVER, EVER think of the game.

2. When you think of the game, you must say out loud something along the lines of "I Lost The Game" (If you want others to lose, SAY IT LOUDLY)

3. After you have lost the game, you must wait 1 hour before mentioning it again(The time varies amongst different people)

4. You can NEVER quit the game.

There are 2 ways to win.

1. You must forget about it completely. You mustn't remember, EVER... meaning that you don't even know you won.

2. You die.

A suffix used by movie-making companies for shovelware to differentiate the game itself from the movie the game based on. Avoid buying a game with such suffix.

Let's just say the game is your mom, and I'm already fucking playing it.

The Game is a game that you play by not thinking of the game. By thinking of the game, you lose the game. There is no way to win the game. P.S. - I lost the game

The Game is a game where you have to forget about The Game within 30 minutes after remembering The Game. When you remember the game you must yell "I lost the game!", tell many people about the game to make The Game more interesting. You have 30 minutes to forget about the game and there is no way to win the game, the game is never ending the only way to win is to forget about it forever but That also counts as a failure.