You know, The Game. The one that older males always say is on inside their houses. They cannot miss it and will use is at as an excuse to leave an important conversation with their wives. They also use it for bonding.

Masturbation.. Simply masturbation

You just lost it

The game is very simple, yet so complicated. Here are the rules-

1. You must NEVER, EVER think of the game.

2. When you think of the game, you must say out loud something along the lines of "I Lost The Game" (If you want others to lose, SAY IT LOUDLY)

3. After you have lost the game, you must wait 1 hour before mentioning it again(The time varies amongst different people)

4. You can NEVER quit the game.

There are 2 ways to win.

1. You must forget about it completely. You mustn't remember, EVER... meaning that you don't even know you won.

2. You die.

A suffix used by movie-making companies for shovelware to differentiate the game itself from the movie the game based on. Avoid buying a game with such suffix.

Let's just say the game is your mom, and I'm already fucking playing it.

The Game is a game that you play by not thinking of the game. By thinking of the game, you lose the game. There is no way to win the game. P.S. - I lost the game