A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.
Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.

Wende: Let's go FTP!

Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).
by Leif April 08, 2005
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Fuck This Place!
Usually said when you're in a shithole of some sort like the middle of a nasty jungle or a hot desert.
Me: Bob, this place is hot, dry, and has no hot babes!
Bob: Or beer. FTP bro. FTP.
by Admiral Fuber July 31, 2010
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ftp = for the pwn; a variant of ftw (= "for the win")

Used primarily in gamer-world, ftp is a more specific version of ftw. It's used when someone declares victory in an argument or discussion with an insurmountable rebuttal or insult.
We'll go with a classic SNL Celebrity Jeopardy example:

Alex Trebek: It's not "Ape Tit." It's A Petit.. shakes head ..never mind! Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. Connery buzzes in Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Moo. buzzer sounds

Alex Trebek: No.

Sean Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night! laughs

**FTP**!
by Sean Connnery October 23, 2007
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When you're going down on a girl and you start playing with here pussy. It's equivalent to playing with her pussy but you need a more elaborate word to describe the action. When you fondle her pussy you are FTPing her.
by FTPer January 24, 2011
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From The Pavilion
An online cricket management made for man by God himself.
by Neprae April 11, 2011
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like FTW (for the win) FTP stands for "FOR THE PWND"
guy1: hey sexy ladie, come over her and give me some kissie's
girl: *slaps the guy in the face*
guy2: ohhh girl FTP
by milFRO September 28, 2006
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