It means to punch someone with a left right combo. much like shuffling cards.
scott started getting mouthy so I threatened to give him the five knuckle shuffle to the face.
by kazanski April 12, 2005
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A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.
Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.
by stanleybalds September 29, 2012
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The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results.

Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.
Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.
by docshuffler April 08, 2009
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a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.
I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle
by fresh2defa June 18, 2009
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