A special guest from out of town who is getting the grand tour.

When you are about to blow your load, start a girl's pubic hair on fire. Pull out, make a siren noise, and put out the fire with said load.

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

The act of snorting a line of Andy Capp’s Hot Fries immediately followed by chugging an ice cold, refreshing and never bitter, Becks - Germanys Finest Export.

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.