when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.
"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."

"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
by alwaysonduty August 27, 2013
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When you are having sex with a person/getting jacked off or getting head; right before you cum you pull out and nut all over their forehead to the breasts and back to the forehead. This is not a beginner level sex move; it takes several years of practice to master and not to mention a lot of fucking cum!!!

**You must have Firefighter level 1 & 2 certification to do this, if not do not try this you will get hurt!!
Yo son my man fireman that ho last night and her mom too!

All my man talks about is firemaning me everynight.
by EdwardBerry November 25, 2007
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Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.
by Pettit you kaant August 16, 2005
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noun/verb - the most extreme form of partying, usually featuring cocaine, rear entry, ferrets and fireman boots
Person 1: Do you like to party?

Person 2: You mean like, fireman party?
by Tnye February 16, 2009
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When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.
David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
by Stcsucks08 November 06, 2011
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when a man is about to jizz, he lights her pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his man juice
Jane is in the hospital because Chris didn't jizz fast enough, so she has burns all over her cooch
by steelingmyheart December 02, 2004
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