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(partner MUST have eaten a gasious food such as beans or chili before sex) when your partner rips ass during your fuck time, you sucker punch your partner in the ass hole hard and start fisting him/her till they bleed. after you remove your fist, shit MUST pour out.
*news reporter* "were at the scene of the new porn ASSES OF FURY and a porno chick just had her innards ripped out because the male performed THE FILTHY DOORKNOB
by Dick Traceless December 16, 2007
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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