A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%
Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"
by Osama bin Fuckin April 09, 2018
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When one likes to fiddle fringes in a sexual way... A favourite technique used amongst paedophiles

aka (fringeaphiles)
Hey Have you seen that guy who lives down the street

He's a dirty fringe fiddler
by fringey cunt September 05, 2015
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Liam is normally a kiddie fiddling nonce who likes to sniff Gavin Magnus' underwear. Liam also hates immigrants with a passion as he is a filthy tory nonce. Liams hobbies includes shooting up immigrants and sticking his tiny cock into a salmonella infested chicken anus.
Shut up Liam the kiddie fiddler
by Liam is a nonce October 28, 2020
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Term most commonly used in descriptions of Charlie Hutton. See also nonce, pedo and cradle-snatcher
Look its a kiddie fiddler, must be Charlie Hutton on the prowl
by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019
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A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids
Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler
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someone who spends their lifetime being a kiddily fiddler is someone who likes to fiddle with the kiddies out there
They can’t help being the way that they are
Hey you. Stop fiddling around with those kiddies

But I’m a kiddily fiddler.
by A kiddily fiddler October 11, 2019
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Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.
911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"
by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019
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