Urban Dictionary: the fiddler's

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 10, 2009

To call somebody peter .how are you peter. Peter fiddler looks like a pedo. A peter.

by djr005 December 22, 2013

Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.

"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."

by hannahsmetana April 13, 2015

Someone who plays in an irish band and fell in love with an english man.

Kit is such a fiddler, did you see her play in the band last night?

by faggot158282927 June 30, 2021

Woah! I totally got fiddler chicked! Damn!

by Fiddlerchik8me August 08, 2021

The guy that a girl named Maria banged on the roof

by Tbest-evva July 30, 2017

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.

Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.

by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018