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"the ez" is a juicy handjob that can only be performed by a high crocodile on steroids, this can happen within their natural habitat (pub), if this is to EVER happen to you step one, take a cold bath, step two, go naked into you local shop and shout "iv juts had "the ez" and walk out twerking , this will get rid of any crocodile germs.
Girl . "Walks into locak shop" I JUST HAD THE EZ, YWLL BE JELLY.
People in shop. Omg stacy, why didnt you tell me .
People in shop. Omg stacy, why didnt you tell me .
by Unicornsarehappy.23 March 22, 2017
May 3 Word of the Day
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015