by Humpty Your Rumpty April 10, 2016
by Alive And October 08, 2008
A guy who always tries to get the same girls as you, and often manages. Your sexual histories contain a lot of the same names, and you hate and fear one another, yet oddly respect your equal potential for ho wrangling. If you ever encounter one another at a urinal, you will both sneakily try to glimpse each other's equipment, to assess the enemy's capabilities. You will never again talk to female friends who bed your rival.
You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
John walks past as Lisa is taking a picture of something.
Lisa: "John you are such a Enemy of Progress".
Lisa: "John you are such a Enemy of Progress".
by vraidiscours May 14, 2014
A trope in fiction where the individuals involved start off their relationship as enemies and then eventually turn into Lovers. They may be hostile towards each other at first, or have just met each other on unfortunate circumstances.
"Zuko was a villain in ATLA and Katara was a protagonist, if they ended up together they could have been an iconic Enemies-to-Lovers ship."
by No-Eli October 10, 2019
The greatest band making the greatest music in the history of time! They also have a dead-sexy lead singer named Angela Gossow!
by DEATH METAL July 19, 2006
by MehfuckifIknowIdontreallyknow July 13, 2018