Man that lady only have me a Mexican Dozen when I ordered those tamales!

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.

"That looks like a Biker's Dozen."

"You mean Baker's dozen?"

"Nope."

"How many is in a Biker's Dozen?"

"69."

"Nice."

I couldn’t believe how many legos he had, there were a dozens. You know, like bunches and bunches of dozens.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.