To be screwed over in a displeasing way
Dude those tickets are over priced... yah I know I got douched.
by Josh Takko July 13, 2005
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An accusation or witty point made by a douchebag. A way to recognize the wit and barb of a statement, while simultaneously insulting the speaker. Prounounced doo-shay.
To that I can only say douche' .
by J Bo January 23, 2007
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process of rinsing out the rectum to make sure that there is no left over shit remaining in the bowel.
squirting water up bum to clean prior to anal sex
by doug December 16, 2003
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The typical Toyota Prius driver. Believes that he or she is saving the environment (the batteries contain nickel and other harmful chemicals) or is considered fashionable by driving a Prius when in fact he or she is the second douchiest driver on the road (second to BMW drivers) by accelerating rapidly (thus canceling out fuel savings) and cutting people off and flipping them the bird right afterward.
Look at that douche in the Prius thinking he is saving the environment!
by joetheplumber666 April 04, 2011
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Someone who is not even good enough to be able to clean a hairy, smelly, infected vagina. Somebody who is maybe only fit to clean the douche. But only maybe.
Nate used to be called a douchebag but after a while he got worse and everyone started calling him a douche's douche.
by panthermother July 28, 2009
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a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person
"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"
by doo-sh October 22, 2003
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