afternote: Dolph Lundgren is in fact not in Big Trouble in Little China Town, that was Kurt Russel. the movie i was thinking of was Showdown in Little Tokyo.

Eons ago, in a time before man, before dinosaurs, before god there was Dolph Lundgren. Since the dawn of time Dolph has walked umong humans and protected us from great evils. when giant 16 limbed aliens invaded earth in 542 B.C. it was Dolph who turned their own weapons against them and drove them away. To this day he remains the only man to have ever punched out a dinosaur. while Dolph is clearly not affected by age, it is rumoured that he is also impervious all known toxins and weapons, close combat, projectile and energy based alike. not even the vile, destructive nature of women can destroy Dolph. contrary to popular belief, Dolph Lundgren is not super-human as he is actually not human. Dolph is the personification of pure masculinity. if Dolph Lundgren were a sound, he'd sound like Metal. in his spare time, while not protecting the earth Dolph likes to make awesome movies. i highly recommend Big Trouble in Little China Town and Universal Soldier.

Dolph is a big sweetheart that is nothing like the bitch he was based off, Dolph loves art and is very creative, he just wants friends but no body wants to be friends with him because he is too good for them. He likes to follow the rules and spread kindness he is by far one of the best characters in camp camp

Dolph Ziggler is an awesome wrestler. He is most notable for the catchphrase "Hi... I'm Dolph Ziggler!!!"

He has slick hair, and is a very charismastic guy.

Some people also know him as the former caddy of Kerwin White, or as a former member of the Spirit Squad.

In wrestling context, a "Dolph Ziggler" is a wrestler that constantly loses matches and is overrated. Being a "Dolph Ziggler" simply implies to be a "jobber". Some people may also refer to these jobbers as "Zack Ryder's".

Yet another wack rapper with no skills. Representing (or rather disgracing) Memphis, Young Dolph commands little to no respect. All of his songs are about the same things, just about how much money he has, how many bitches he fucks, how many guns he has and how many drugs he smokes. Some people say that Dolph speaks for the struggle, but all his music really does is promote cocaine use to young teens who don't know any better.

A rapper who is pretty much just straight up trash. Representing (or disgracing) Memphis, Dolph commands little to no respect and is just another talentless rapper with no lyrical skills at all and is one of the most boring, uninspired rappers ever with a basic af flow. He's almost as boring as 21 Savage. He talks about the same things in every single damn song, just about how much money he has, how "gangsta" he is, promoting cocaine usage to the youth, and how many bitches he fucks...typical mainstream rap topics. Yo Gotti is much better than him, at least Yo Gotti used to actually be a good rapper and have real life shit to talk about, and he had a pretty good flow.